This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
Never not going to reblog this
THIS. ALWAYS THIS.
bless his perfect soul
I know that not everyone is a fan of John Green, but this is a wonderful illustration of something that we keep having to talk about.
You don’t owe anyone sex. Ever. And if your partner isn’t okay with that, they are an asshat. See, the venn diagram proves it.
You all deserve partners who respect your boundaries and are more interested in your consent than in their sex drive.
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.
anyone in food service
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves
Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.”
McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.
This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.
When people ask me to lead them in prayer
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
i literally had these two teenagers apologizing to me for getting a video game for them and checking them out. meanwhile their parents are being the rudest people i’ve ever witnessed
This is so so so damn important.
when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.