anwaya:

Everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. Everyone.

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VIA: theroomofhiddenthings ORIGINALLY FROM: mangoestho

"I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show"  - Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)

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VIA: lordvoldie ORIGINALLY FROM: andisaysthings
waltandmickey:

 Sure Was! :)

waltandmickey:

Sure Was! :)

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VIA: dailypotter ORIGINALLY FROM: waltandmickey

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

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VIA: sidratblue ORIGINALLY FROM: friendzonked

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.

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VIA: colfr ORIGINALLY FROM: thecutestofthecute

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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VIA: beauxbatonsacademy ORIGINALLY FROM: kanyewesticle

avocadoandvegemite:

I’m pro carbs and anti pants

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VIA: beauxbatonsacademy ORIGINALLY FROM: avocadoandvegemite

bitchylesbian:

I preach body positivity all the fucking time but when it comes to liking my own body I’m shit

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VIA: beauxbatonsacademy ORIGINALLY FROM: bitchylesbian
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verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

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croutoncat:

i’ve got like 2 friends maybe 2.5

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VIA: wherethepotterthingsare ORIGINALLY FROM: croutoncat

"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"  - it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

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VIA: colfr ORIGINALLY FROM: xxxl0veleenxxx

detainable:

my life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

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VIA: beauxbatonsacademy ORIGINALLY FROM: ericisntfunny

http://itallstartedwithharry.tumblr.com/post/92686777393/vailalikescrisscolfer-so-at-the-starkid-q-a 

vailalikescrisscolfer:

So at the Starkid Q&A someone asked if they had any embarrassing stories about the others, and Joe (or Brian I can’t remember, but I think it was Joe) told of how one time Dylan was at his house, and Dylan’s car was parked in Joe’s private driveway. Then the car…

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