this is literally so funny
Space saving furniture
Darren’s tweet showed up on the MGM videowall at the iHeartRadio festival.
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
how i deal with my feelings
- never talk about them
- barely acknowledge them
- hope they go away
- i don’t, basically
- that’s what i’m saying
- i do not deal with my feelings
last time celebrities cried during movies
I want you kinda drunk, sorta high and completely on top of me with your tongue in my mouth
Long Exposure of an Airliner Lifting Off
OR THE GREATEST SLIDE EVER CREATED?!?!
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Disney princess in training.
"what do you want to do with your life?"
Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society
I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swam my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.