So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say
So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“
I heard my mom scream in the other room
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.
This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3
Simon’s face says “I like it against my will.”
Oh my gosh. You’ve GOT to watch this
but shit it was 99 cents
"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green
Things I did not know until now. DAMNIT HITLER.
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
HOW FUCKING LONG DID THIS TAKE TO MAKE HOLY SHIT THATS AMAZING AFLKEDSJFLAJ
there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless
I don’t know which face is more accurate
The Tardis Cafe
Istanbul - Turkey
Nicest man alive [x]
ohelderprice asked: “What is your favorite musical?”
the elegant european woman didn’t stay for tea, but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air
Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff
I FOLLOW BACK
shut up we are talking about hilary duff here now is not the time to self promo
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP